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ROOM NOT GUARANTEED.
Out here, the closest hospital is measured in counties, backup is coming from somewhere over the horizon, and your ambulance has spent more time on gravel than some people's trucks.
Welcome to Rural EMS—where everybody knows everybody, directions involve barns and mailboxes, and “just down the road” could mean another twenty miles.
The Rural EMS Meat Wagon Tee is for the crews covering more cows than people, running calls where cell service is optional, and learning very quickly that an ambulance will, in fact, fit down that road.
You may be a long way from definitive care, but don't worry:
ROOM NOT GUARANTEED.
Not responsible for ornery patients.
MEAT WAGON — Live Questionably
Rural EMS
$33.00
Out here, the closest hospital is measured in counties, backup is coming from somewhere over the horizon, and your ambulance has spent more time on gravel than some people's trucks.
Welcome to Rural EMS—where everybody knows everybody, directions involve barns and mailboxes, and “just down the road” could mean another twenty miles.
The Rural EMS Meat Wagon Tee is for the crews covering more cows than people, running calls where cell service is optional, and learning very quickly that an ambulance will, in fact, fit down that road.
You may be a long way from definitive care, but don't worry:
ROOM NOT GUARANTEED.
Not responsible for ornery patients.
MEAT WAGON — Live Questionably